A Revelation

Do you know what is more fun than walking?

Nothing!

Let's Ask a Baby...

Baby? How do you feel today?

Glad that you asked, computer.

To quote my Uncle Joe...

"My nose is broke. This side is leakin' & this side doesn't even work."

My gums are sad and look like little white pillows. Mom says it's more teeth. She was feeling sorry for herself at 2 am, but she's not the one with erupting gums. I don't mean to complain, but it's really the pits.

On a happy note, I am the best little walker on the planet. When we went to Ikea on Sunday, I insisted on walking everywhere. Mommy insisted that I ride in the cart. So I suggested a duel. She suggested that maybe it was time to go home. I hate losing. So I screamed. Really loud. People looked. Mothers covered their toddlers eyes.

Really, I am quite good at walking. Last night, Mommy took me to Daddy's practice field and the grass was very soft for walking. I walked right over to the cooler of popsicles & waited for an opportunity to pounce. I said, "I'll have orange, s'il vous plait." It was ice cold & delicious. It turned my white shorts orange, which then matched my legs that were already covered in macaroni & cheese. I wish that every Monday could be orange food night. Yum.

It's a Great Day to be a Wildcat!

Today was Fan Day on the Town Green. All my boys were there -- all 100 in their white jerseys. And my most favorite boy of all was there, too... Daddy! I got to ride around in his arms until it was his turn in the dunk tank. Here is a picture of me watching...

Everyone who saw me said, "Oh, just wait! She'll be walking soon."

So I showed them my moves.

After Daddy left, it got really hot outside, & I had had enough.

So I showed Mommy this move:

Talent.

Missing

Uhm, excuse me? Has anyone seen my Daddy anywhere?

Mommy says he's at football camp, but I don't know how to find this place called "football camp".

I looked in my tunnel -- no Daddy.

I looked under the table -- no Daddy.

I called out, "Da Da?" but there was no answer.

Toby started barking loudly and I thought maybe it was Daddy, but it was just a leaf.

If anyone knows where I can find Football Camp, please call me on my Little Tikes kitchen phone. I will be awaiting your call.

Mom Said...

Mom said that trying to cut my fingernails was like trying to give a pill to a cat.

Mom said that my last stinky diaper reminded her of Amish Country.

Mom said that she didn't mind at all if I use the stepstool at the library as a walker.

Mom ALSO said, "Just be sure you don't get caught."

Mom said that she doesn't really mind when I want to snuggle at 2 am because someday I'll go off to college.

Mom said that boxes of noodles make great shakers --- Ooo! And they do!

Mom said that she just can't imagine a life without me in it.

Mom, you never have to. I'm your girl forever.

WEEKEND UPDATE

Three words for you:

I Can Walk.

Pictures coming soon!

I was feeling camera shy this morning, but here is a clip of me from last week.

"Training Wheels"